I love Halloween. I always have. Now, I hate scary movies and being scared and staying out late is really the pits. But give me some candy, something pumpkin flavored, and a reason to put on a costume, and I’m there.
Do you have your costume picked out yet? Maybe yes. Maybe no. I like to wait for inspiration to strike then spend hours of crunch time figuring out how to make a bottle of champagne pop into a glass resting on my tush. Or something like that.
I’m here to give you some inspiration and ideas that are relevant.
Britney is free at last. Do you care? I can’t be sure. But you could pay homage to the pop princess in a myriad of ways.
If you have a yellow python just lying around, you could recreate that iconic look with a green bikini top. Or I guess you can Prime one. I really love a group costume, and I think these gals nailed it.
If someone isn’t Kim K at the Met Gala, I’m going to be so disappointed. You get anonymity and can leave your social gathering whenever you feel like it. And I’ve already found your spandex suit on Amazon. You’re welcome. Just add a train of black fabric, and you are good to go.
Teddy Roosevelt carrying a lasso. Ted Lasso. Obvi. Or I guess if you want the more obvious choice, a fake mustache, a white button down, and a blue pullover.
Wear a tiara and have a pacifier and be Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor because no one knows what she looks like. Could she look like you? Maybe.
I think it’s only fitting that someone pay homage to Norm McDonald paying homage to Burt Reynolds. I’ve already found your oversized cowboy hat. Just get a red button down and a bolo tie and work on the voice.
If you aren’t ready to get spooky now, I don’t know what to do with you. Start working on your costume and crank up Hocus Pocus and run amok.