It’s Friday. We’re here. We’re happy. We’re healthy. We’re here to bring some favorites and talk about nothing political because this is how we feel any time someone
loses their mind discusses it.
If you’re a fan, then you already know this is happening. However, if for some reason you didn’t, then it is my duty to tell you. The Bachelorette will be back on Tuesday. Praise God from whom all blessings flow. This is the content we need right now. We need to watch men who aren’t there “for the right reasons.” We need to watch someone embarrass their grandparents for the choices they make on national TV. We need to watch these goons do things that make their employers question why they got hired. We need to see Chris Harrison clink that champagne glass. Yes, we do.
My next favorite is my new favorite pair of shoes. I love a good flat, and these are a good flat. Kat mentioned these a while ago, but I just jumped on board. Yes, they are a little more than I’d prefer to pay, but YOU CAN WASH THEM…in a washing machine. Plus, they are very comfy. They have free shipping and free returns, so you can’t lose.
Alert! I have a new, favorite dessert. You can find them in the frozen fruit section, and then you can thank me.
Is there any girl on the planet who didn’t want to be Marcia Brady? I know I did. I’d sit in front of the mirror and brush my hair 100 times before bed because #marciatoldmeto. I’m very much feeling the 70s vibes in this Nordstrom dress. Now if you’ll excuse me, “I think I’ll go for a walk outside now..”
My curling wand died last week. Yes, I’m a wander not an ironer. Anyone else? If you know me or have been reading, then you know the secret to my dirty hair is my curling wand. It was threat level midnight when it died, and I made a brisk run to Target for a new one. This barrel was smaller than my previous one, but it was what they had, and I needed it now like Veruca Salt. I’m obsessed. When I finish curling I have some pageant queen vibes, but after a few moments, the curls/waves are perfect.
Since I have a new wand, I needed some heat protectant spray. I’m really growing up and taking care of myself. My hair was looking v crunchy before-kind of like Lucy’s in the Bonus Bucks episode.
Be better than Bonus Bucks hair.
This favorite came from one of my third grade students. It was my principal’s birthday, and we were making cards for her. This might be the best birthday card ever committed to paper.
Always remember, ladies, you are prettier than you look.